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PR Review

#1 PR Review

$ sally review-pr [pr]

I review your PR like a senior engineer who has time, opinions, and absolutely no reason to be polite about that nested ternary you snuck in on line 47.

Explain

#2 Explain

$ sally explain [file]

I read the spaghetti someone left in your codebase and translate it into plain English — just the cold, clear truth of what it actually does.

Refactor

#3 Refactor

$ sally refactor [file]

I show you the before, I show you the after, and I explain why one of them is going to haunt your 3am on-call rotation.

Brainstorm

#4 Brainstorm

$ sally brainstorm ["idea"]

Pitch me your architecture idea and I'll tell you the three ways it falls apart at scale — consider it cheaper than a post-mortem.

Frontend

#5 Frontend Review

$ sally frontend [file]

I'll tell you why your component re-renders on every keystroke and why your z-index is load-bearing.

Marketing

#6 Marketing Review

$ sally marketing ["copy"]

Run your copy by me before your customers do, because they won't be this constructive about it.

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